This post is about why corporate American sucks. I love my life and my work and my family, so I am not some bitter guy, on the contrary. I am an unrepentant capitalist.  However, there is no way you are going to tell me that corporate America does not suck.

Corporate America sucks

Why does corporate American suck? This is what you will most likely find:

You will be surrounded by jerks. People in corporate America are seeking a lifestyle (bonuses) rather than creating something of real value.  If they could create something of real value they would.  But the reality is they can not for lack of courage or brains.  So you find greed and arrogance ruling the kingdom of corporate America and the honest hardworking guys gets knocked around like a corporate pawn. You are a corporate serf who can fly beneath the radar, if you are lucky. However, more likely you are a corporate foot soldier who will get medals or sacrificed when needed.

The start of your corporate service

At the start of working for one of these great companies you will be working 13 hours a day doing really boring tasks, mostly in excel.  You will be proud that you have become an excel power user.   Needless to say what you will be doing will be incredibly boring. This is super, when you were a child did you dream of becoming a corporate excel power user foot solders?

You move up corporate America

You personal morals will start to be tested. You will be asked to get more out of your ‘team’ than is reasonable.  People will sacrifice their God given time on this earth to work for the ‘team’ on a project that will include nights and weekends.  If you are in a billable position you will have more pressure to bill clients more and more for less and less work, otherwise the partners or directors will not move you to their level. The main thing is people will spend more time with their ‘corporate family’ (its rediculous when company’s refer to themselves as ‘family’, its pure manipulation) than their real family.  There is a lot of dishonesty in corporate America. If you are in any position of management you know what I mean, or just read the headlines.

Corporate America sucks

Corporate America sucks

A Corporate warrior’s life sucks

People who work for corporate America have a higher rate of depression, divorce, affairs, drinking, gambling, betrayal of friends and trust, etc. You will gain weight and not lose it unless you quite your desk job.  Corporate warriors do not see their kids. They are all saying they are saving for their children’s education. However, I would rather spend time with my kids from 0 to 15 when their IQ and social skills are developed, rather than send them off to some famous university. In a word life in corporate America sucks.

Corporate America sucks because it will make you a worst kind of person

I could go on here, but I below I started a list of  ABCs. I wanted to do the whole alphabet, but I invite you to add your own comments for additional letters of the alphabet.

  • Arrogance -  People making your feel like they know more than and that you are screwed up. This tactic is especially common with people who are insecure about their own IQ.
  • Belligerence – aggressiveness psychological warfare between people which management sometimes even encourages as a way to see who is better for the job. The most primitive people win.
  • Control – this includes impatience, pettiness, micro managing your life, with the goal of personal glory from the fruit of your hard work.
  • Dumb – working around people who think they know, will make you start feeling the same and therefore close your mind to new ideas.
  • Envy, ego and exaggeration in corporate America.

What are the alternatives to corporate America?

There are many, the US was founded on rugged individualism and I recommend you start exploring the alternatives as this will not only make for a better society, but also make you a better person.  In my opinion of course. Even if you do choose to stay in corporate America, try not to sacrifice your family time, morals all for your stupid boss.

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